CIA Hired Blackwater to Whack Jihadis

In what must be the ultimate display of Republican policies, the Bush administration CIA had the intent of outsourcing the Al-Qaeda hit parade.

Keeping with the ideals that corporate America can do everything better, has everyone's best interests at heart, and is good at regulating itself without any government intervention, they felt Blackwater could do a better job than any government entity.

Now I don't care that we're trying to whack Al-Qaeda leaders, they have this coming to them for more reasons than 9/11. There was also 2/26/93, countless other atrocities, the bastardization of a religion, bringing about the day-in-day-out hassle of post 9/11 security and the general inconvenience associated with it, which actually highlighted how incompetent many security staff are. Goddammit I hate when random security guards and people cite 9/11 to add bulk to their otherwise baseless arguments.

Now as I was saying, I don't care that we're trying to whack Al-Qaeda leaders, I just don't understand why we would take that mission away from our hard working military people. Why pay millions of dollars in government contracts to "private security forces", instead of giving American soldiers raises and better shit? We all like raises, we all like better shit, I think they deserve raises and better shit for dealing with that debacle in the desert.

Ironically, one of the big topics of the time was the outsourcing of American jobs, in some cases to foreign companies. The government itself practiced this, not to a foreign army, but they outsourced the jobs of American soldiers to a private company. We now know how well the term "contractor" played out in Iraq. Just like I tell my boss whenever he brings in a consultant... "Why are you paying someone else more money to fuck it up and leave you with a mess, when I'll fuck it up for you and stick around to fix it if you give me a raise?"

A message to corporate America and the U.S. Government: retain your good employees and reward them well, they will stick around to fix your shit. Contractors will implement as little as they can to walk away with the payout as fast as they can. You people are all dipshits.

Is there a blue pill that can erase 2001-2009 for me?


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/20/cia-hired-blackwater-al-qaeda-hit-squads/